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Mr Smith

Website: http://www.publicgriefjunkie.com

Twitter: @griefjunkie

When not writing stuff for us, Mr Smith has his own blog here. It deals mainly with his war of attrition with the general public, a conflict in which neither side seems to want to back down. You'd either have to be mad, or just have something better to do, to miss it. He has Twitter, too, if you fancy it.

Posts by Mr Smith

Never Mind The Hagglers – it’s Elite!

In 1984, 8 bit computers all over the country started running seed numbers through fixed algorithms, creating sequences of other, bigger, numbers that might, for example, be used to determine the fictitious characteristics of a fictitious planets within a fictitious … Read more

Berzerk

Sixty four thousand shades of madness – that’s berzerk for you. Berzerk is an eerie and malevolent game. Visually and conceptually simple – the stick figure player wanders around the screen from room to room avoiding stick figure robots programmed … Read more

Defender

Defender has been described as ‘quite possibly, the hardest significant game there is’ by people who know about these things. It is also the most referenced in popular culture, appearing as the subject of part six of our Pac Man … Read more

Mind Your Wing Mirrors! It’s Asteroids!

Imagine the scary music from Jaws, but played on a cardiac monitoring machine in a hospital corridor. That is the enigmatic sound of all round minimalist Asteroids, track five on our journey through Buckner and Garcia’s Pac Man Fever album. … Read more

Have A Banana! It’s Donkey Kong!

Frank Krmel, of Atlanta, Georgia and Shigeru Miyamoto of Kyoto, Japan are unlikely to find themselves mentioned together in any sentence other than this one. Miyamoto spent his childhood exploring the lakes and caves with which the land around his … Read more

Centipede

Dona Bailey was one of the only female programmers involved in gaming at the turn of the 1980s. As a representative of a gender not traditionally at ease with insects, spiders, and creepy crawlies generally, it is perhaps remarkable that … Read more

It’s Not Easy Being Frogger.

As we have often observed, the first great rush of gaming technology was hallmarked by the drive for novelty. While the rest of the industry tended to concentrate upon space battles and threats to the ever-luckless planet earth, and with … Read more

Let’s Not Dance! It’s Pac Man Fever!

Ohio based songwriting duo Jerry Buckner and Gary Garcia have always resented the ‘novelty’ tag often attached to their work by the wider musical community. They must, therefore, feel the odd twinge of we-have-kind-of-bought-this-upon-ourselves-ness when considering their back catalogue, which … Read more