Link bait it may be, but the concept of Mario writing a formal letter of complaint to his bosses at Nintendo is just hilarious.
Greg Lockwood has taken on the Mario persona in order to level a firm barrage of abuse at Nintendo, and the result is chuckle-worthy to say the least.

“Whose bright idea was it for me to compete in Olympic events against Sonic of all people? What were you thinking? He runs so fast you can’t see his fucking feet.”

Love it.
Check out the full letter over at Sea.Man.Ticks